come here look at this that's a bottle
来这里看看这个，那是一瓶
of piss that's a bottle of
尿，那是一瓶
piss piss that's the Amazon filming
尿，尿，那是亚马逊拍摄
Center we've been here for what 2 or 3
中心，我们在这里呆了两三
minutes and we got seven bottles of piss
分钟，我们得到了七瓶尿，
that's definitely this one I'm not too
那肯定是这个，我不太
sure about like this this looks like it
确定 就像这样，看起来它
could just be apple yeah it's apple
可能只是苹果，是的，这是苹果
juice
汁，
look
看，
yeah yeah it's
是的，是的，这是
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pissed Amazon they're the world's
生气的亚马逊，他们是世界上
biggest online retailer their founder is
最大的在线零售商，他们的创始人是
one of the richest men on the planet and
这个星球上最富有的人之一，
they're such a big part of our
他们是如此重要的一部分 我们
day-to-day lives now I mean I used to
现在日常生活中，我的意思是，我
use Amazon all the time I kept on
以前经常使用亚马逊，我不断
hearing these stories about Amazon not
听到这些故事，说亚马逊
being a great place to work
不是一个好工作场所，
Amazon patented cages for staff to work
亚马逊在 2016 年为员工申请了工作笼子的专利，
in in 2016 I've even heard stories about
我甚至听到过这样的故事 关于
people being disciplined for having
人们因在工作中突发心脏病而受到纪律处分，
heart attacks at work it seems like
people think Amazon are getting away
人们似乎认为亚马逊逃脱了
with quite a lot and I'm an expert in
不少惩罚，我是
that field see my name is Uber Butler
这个领域的专家，我的名字是 Uber Butler
and I've made a career out of getting
，我的职业生涯就是靠
away with stuff I made my garden shed
逃避惩罚 我把我的花园小屋
into the number one rated restaurant on
变成了第一
trip advisor in London I fak my way to
在伦敦的旅行顾问上评价过的餐厅我一路走到了
the top of Paris fashion week and for my
巴黎时装周的顶端，我的
next Heist I'm setting myself sites on
下一个抢劫任务是在亚马逊上设置网站
Amazon Amazon have been taking the piss
亚马逊已经被嘲讽
for too long now and it's about time
太久了，是时候
someone did something so to do this I
有人做点什么了 这样做我
needed a
需要一个
team yeah take on Amazon yeah take on
团队是的，接受亚马逊是的，接受
Amazon and try and to change them
亚马逊并试图改变他们
basically you are a lawyer I am
基本上你是一名律师我是
okay I think I might be might be in
好吧我想我可能会有
trouble what did you do then I don't
麻烦你做了什么我不
know I don't know the or yeah I I don't
知道 我不知道，或者，是的，我不
know maybe I should just start yeah
知道，也许我应该
start tell
开始告诉
you for a while now a struggle has been
你，现在
brewing between Amazon and sections of
亚马逊和其部分员工之间一直在酝酿一场斗争，
its Workforce and it was all coming to a
这一切都在
head here Coventry something historic
考文垂达到了顶峰，这是历史性的
was about to go down Amazon warehouse
today is like the first ever like walk
今天就要去亚马逊仓库了，这是
out in UK history of Amazon stuff so we
英国亚马逊历史上第一次罢工，所以我们
we're heading but we're going we're
要去，但是我们要
going incognito did I cover my hair up
隐姓埋名，我把头发遮起来了，
it's a bit
有点
GIC the workers at Amazon Coventry are
GIC 工人们 亚马逊考文垂仓库正在
trying to organize for better working
努力组织起来，争取更好的工作
conditions only one Amazon warehouse on
条件。世界上只有一个亚马逊仓库
the planet has ever succeeded in foring
曾经成功组织过
a union so I wanted to find out what
工会，所以我想弄清楚是什么
makes G up against Amazon such a
让 G 面对亚马逊的
challenge and what was really going on
挑战如此之大，以及闭门会议背后到底发生了什么，
behind closed doors do does anyone want
有谁想
to talk for the would you'd like to no
谈谈，你愿意吗，
and you don't want to either not really
你不想，或者真的不想
because I want get in any hot water okay
因为我想要陷入任何麻烦，好吧，
I'm enough B already there's another
我已经足够了，还有另一种
situation I would to give you a full
情况，我会给你一个完整的
statement apprciate uh I'm just uh I'm
声明，感激啊，我只是啊，我很
wary of these are at the moment we get
警惕这些，目前我们得到
money to it like wherever we go and then
钱，就像无论在哪里 我们走了，然后
whatever we say and that's why in a way
不管我们说什么，这就是为什么在某种程度上，
they associate they feel like pron not
他们觉得自己像个 pron 而不是
workers I kind of got the sense that
工人，我有点觉得
Amazon's workers were worried what would
亚马逊的员工担心
happen to them if they spoke out about
如果他们说出
what was going on Amazon have reacted
正在发生的事情会发生什么亚马逊的反应
pretty badly to workers trying to form
相当 对过去试图组建工会的工人来说，情况很糟糕，
unions in the past they were even issued
他们甚至被发出了
a ceas and assist for retaliating
ceas 和协助，以报复
against the only currently established
目前
Amazon Union in America so that is what
在美国成立的唯一亚马逊工会，所以这就是该
country's workers are up against they
国工人所面临的，他们
might not want to recognize
可能不想承认
unions hi we're here and we're staying
工会，嗨，我们在这里 我们留在这里，
here people feel scared to speak
人们害怕说
up that's abundantly clear yeah they are
出来，这是非常明显的，是的，他们
scared they don't want to lose a job
他们害怕失去工作，
they've seen people come and go so if
他们亲眼目睹人们来来去去，所以如果
Amazon's workers can't talk to me about
亚马逊的员工不能告诉我
what's actually going on inside then I
内部到底发生了什么，那么我
need to find another way to see if
需要找到另一种方式来了解
Amazon's workers are being mistreated
亚马逊的员工是否受到了虐待
I'm going to get inside
我要进入
Amazon centry fulfillment center
亚马逊 centry 履行中心
bhx4 my own personal thought knocks and
bhx​​4 我个人的想法是敲门，
I want in it's hard to even get close to
我想进去，甚至很难接近
this place you can't just walk up and
这个地方你不能只是走上前去
have a
look no thank you go back please yeah
看看不谢谢你回去请是的
thank you this is Amazon property is a
谢谢你 这是亚马逊的财产，是
private property yeah the whole place is
私人财产，是的，整个地方都被
surrounded by this perimeter fence
围栏包围着，
constantly patrolled by guards at all
全天都有警卫巡逻，
hours get past them and you'll get to a
通过围栏，你会看到一
set of gates that can only be accessed
组大门，只有拥有
by employees with a very special type of
非常特殊身份的员工才能进入
card or maybe a subtle art of
卡片或者可能是微妙的
persuasion uh I was just really wanted
说服艺术呃我只是真的很想
to come and have a look in the center
来看看中心
you know I've got an offer that should
你知道我有一个应该
be nice just weren't interested right so
不错的报价只是我不感兴趣所以
if you can't get through then what about
如果你不能通过 那么，为什么
going over attach yourself to a drone
不直接把自己绑在无人机上，
zip right over the gate
直接飞过大门
oh yeah it didn't okay but there's a
呢 它没有，但有一个
back door get in a box post yourself in
后门，进入一个盒子，把自己放进去，
as a return jump out wearing an Amazon
作为返回跳出来，穿着亚马逊
uniform and you could bypass a whole lot
制服，你可以绕过很多东西，
just one
只需一个
snack but then I had an even more
零食，但我有一个更
ingenious way of getting into Amazon I
巧妙的方法进入亚马逊，我
applied for a job I think I got it
申请了一份工作，我想我得到了它，
so I've got the job I found a way in but
所以我得到了这份工作，我找到了一种方法，但
now I need some special equipment that's
现在我需要一些特殊的设备，那就是
an undercover camera not really use this
一个秘密摄像机，并没有真正
in any meaningful way and I I I know
以任何有意义的方式使用它，我知道
you've done a lot of
你做了很多
undercover I was thinking if they catch
卧底我在想如果他们抓住
me I'm going to say I'm recording uh
我我会说我在录音呃
Undercover
卧底
Boss no cuz that's a lie you can't lie
老板不因为那是谎言你不能撒谎
if you're caught you can't lie you're a
如果你被抓住你不能撒谎
you are there in the public interest so
你就是 那是在公众利益中，所以
the problem is with that is that look
问题在于，看看
your brand it's a lie your brand is
你的品牌，这是一个谎言，你的品牌是
jokester prankster this is the one part
开玩笑的恶作剧者，这是
of this film where you cannot be either
这部电影的一部分，你不能成为
of those things MH did no one recognize
其中任何一种人，MH，没有人认出
you I sprayed my hair brown right okay
你，我喷了我的头发 棕色的，好的
and I I swept it back and had glasses
，我把它扫回来，戴上眼镜，
and I went under the name Paul hello I'm
然后我以这个名字 保罗，你好，我是
Paul and uh I work for
保罗，我在
Amazon so on the first day I went in and
亚马逊工作，所以第一天我去
had my
参加了
induction
induction uh Paul so supposed to be at
入职培训，保罗，应该是
12
12点，
sorry it's everything okay with all
对不起，一切都好了，一切都
that the already started okay God sorry
已经开始了，天哪，对不起，
so I was late to my safety induction I'm
我迟到了 对于我的安全入职培训，我
not sure if I'd missed anything
不确定我是否错过了任何
important with regards to like safety or
重要的安全方面的培训，
anything but no one pulled me up so I
但没有人提醒我，所以我
just joined the other new recruits and
就和其他新员工一起
tried to catch up Amazon say they always
努力赶上进度，亚马逊说他们总是
reschedule any missed inductions
重新安排任何错过的入职培训
Bo
博
explosives uh do you have any
爆炸物呃你有什么
questions no it was really rammed hone
问题吗没有它真的给我们敲响了警钟，
to us that whenever we left the
每当我们离开仓库时，
warehouse floor we'd have to go through
我们都必须通过
multiple airport style security scanners
多个机场式的安全扫描仪，
it felt pretty intimidating but they
这让人感觉很害怕，但他们
didn't trust their own staff at all
根本不信任自己的员工
everyone additional will be performed I
每个人都会进行额外的表演我
obviously knew I was going to go off
显然知道我
like a Christmas tree every time why
每次都会像圣诞树一样熄灭为什么
would be going off like Christmas tree
会像圣诞树一样熄灭
cuz I had a camera strapped between my
因为我的腿之间夹着一台相机你
legs see did you have a contract of
看你有
employment issued by them yeah yeah and
他们签发的雇佣合同吗是的
what did the contract of employment say
雇佣合同中
about filming and speaking to people I
关于拍摄和与人交谈的内容是怎么说的 我
didn't really read it right okay [\h__\h] it
并没有真正读清楚，好吧，他妈的，
doesn't matter does it all right yes I
这无所谓，
agreed to that and I agreed to that so I
对吧，我同意了，我同意了，所以我
was all trained up which meant the next
接受了培训，这意味着
day I would be on the warehouse floor
第二天我就会在仓库里工作，
and that means I'd have to go through
这意味着 我必须通过
the scanners got literally a camera
扫描仪，
strapped right here by my
我的睾丸上就绑着一台相机，
testicles so
所以
so God if the scanners don't get me then
上帝，如果扫描仪没能找到我，那么
there is a God Amazon's employees have
上帝就是存在的，亚马逊的员工
to go through this every day I mean it
每天都要经历这种事情，我的意思是
felt more like I was walking into some
感觉更像是 我正走进某种
sort of
nightmare hi mate um I've got a pelvic
噩梦中嗨伙计嗯我有一个骨盆
screw true or false false right is that
螺钉对还是错对这很
bad well what happens
糟糕那么会发生什么
next
接下来
sorry
对不起是
yeah
yeah my
的我的
glasses thanks
眼镜谢谢
H I was in but I was really rattled from
嗨我在但我真的很慌乱
almost being rumbled I went out to the
几乎被人发现后，我走到
smoking area to calm my nerves sat down
吸烟区冷静一下，坐在
next to my new car colleagues and
我的新车同事旁边，
introduced myself as
介绍自己是
Uber which was mhm not good no because I
Uber，嗯，不太好，因为我
was in Disguise and under a different
是乔装改名的，
name um so I was a bit panicky then I
嗯，所以我有点 我很恐慌，所以我
just started today so yeah any tips on
今天才开始，所以有关于
how
如何
to so with their advice in mind I got my
解决的任何建议 我牢记他们的建议，
head in the game and focused on my
全神贯注于我的
mission I needed to gather evidence of
任务，我需要收集证据证明
our Amazon workers are being treated so
我们的亚马逊工人受到了虐待，所以
I got to work and as soon as I got onto
我开始工作，我一到
the warehouse floor I got this distinct
仓库，我就有一种强烈的
feeling that I was being watched you can
感觉，我 被监视你可以
see cameras around they they watch
看到周围有摄像头他们在监视
basically there's so many cameras around
基本上大楼周围有很多摄像头
the building someone told me there's one
有人告诉我
up there is in the ceiling we felt like
天花板上有一个我们感觉
we were be in surveilled every second
我们每时每刻都被监视着
there was clearly a mistrust of
显然对
staff L the I guess it was just shocking
工作人员不信任L我 我想这对我来说太震惊了，
to me how quickly I started things
我开始疼痛的速度如此之快，
started aching back started hurting you
背部开始疼痛，你
know I started having people who were
知道，我开始遇到一些人，他们
also on their day one saying about their
在第一天也说他们的
feet hurting have you ever had foot pain
脚疼，你以前有过脚痛的经历吗，
before I think
我想
this
这个，
this I
我
have
有，
I one of my co-workers was saying that
我有一个 我的同事说
she had worked there for eight months
她在那里工作了八个月
and that she was in tears because of how
，她因为
much pain she was in literally crying
疼痛而流泪，她真的哭了
and I got back standing for 10 hours and
，我站了10个小时，然后又
back big back so on the second day I was
回来了，所以第二天我就
working on this
正在处理这个
lry the fan didn't work this a word it's
lry 风扇不工作了这个词
really
真的
hot I was told that we needed to take
很热我被告知我们需要
turns on shifts on this boiling hot
轮流 在这个炎热的小时里轮班，
lry
hour but I was never rotated out of the
但我从来没有
van as my supervisor said and instead
像我的主管说的那样被调离货车，而是
worked there for 4 hours on day one I'm
在第一天在那里工作了 4 个小时，我
boiling hot I'm in I'm in pain like it I
很热，我很痛苦，
mean am I just bad at my job or is this
我的意思是 只是我的工作表现不好，或者这
well that sounds mon health and safety
听起来很正常，健康和安全
issue if they're not provided a safe
问题，如果他们没有得到一个安全的
work environment is that a law it could
工作环境，这是法律规定的，这可能
be an issue yeah it hadn't taken me long
是一个问题，是的，我没花多长时间就
to collect evidence of workers in pain
收集到了工人痛苦的证据
and potentially unsafe practices at
以及亚马逊考文垂的潜在不安全做法，
Amazon Coventry but I was about to
但我即将
discover something even bigger I was one
发现更大的事情，我是
of about a 100 new employees on that
那天大约 100 名新员工之一，这是
day what's the deal with are and so many
怎么回事，
people you know Union so so many people
你知道有这么多人加入工会，所以很多人
joined Union
加入了工会，
so
所以就是
just this was a pivotal moment for C's
这样 这是 C 工会的关键时刻，
Union hopes they needed the support of
他们需要
at least 50% of the workforce to
至少 50% 劳动力的支持才能
establish Amazon's First Union in Europe
建立亚马逊在欧洲的第一个工会，
I mean they were so so close but if
我的意思是他们非常接近，但如果
Amazon took on hundreds of workers
亚马逊雇佣数百名工人，
that could change everything so many
这可能会改变一切，所以很多
people are extending
人都在延长
theing but do
但
not to all of them this was wild I was
不要对他们所有人这样做，这太疯狂了，我
shattered but with this evidence in my
崩溃了，但有了这个证据 在我
hands I knew I had to just keep on going
手中，我知道我必须继续前进，
I mean what else was I going to find
我的意思是我还能找到什么呢？
it's hopped on
它跳上了
the inside the
工厂内部，
factory um I mean it seemed like Amazon
我的意思是亚马逊似乎
were hotter on surveillance than health
对监控比健康
and safety as I was about to find out
和安全更感兴趣，因为我
with you yeah
和你一起找出答案，是的
sure so I'm working undercover at an
当然，我在
Amazon fulfillment center but I've just
亚马逊配送中心秘密工作，但我刚刚
been pulled aside for a chat and it
被拉到一边聊天，
didn't sound good you know wanted to see
听起来不太好，你知道想
chat with you
和你聊天，
um because I noticed I mean my noticed
因为我 注意到我的意思是我注意到
that you share significant resemblance
你和一些人有相当的相似之处，他们
with some of the person that is called
叫
they not very familiar with them over
他们不太熟悉他们，
right okay simar look similar look
对吧，好吧，类似看起来很相似看起来很
similar resemblance right
相似，对
okay that is yeah that's me okay way I'm
吧，是的，那就是我，好吧，我
not familiar with your show or whatever
不熟悉你的节目 或者无论
you do you weer the glasses make B
你做什么，你戴眼镜让B
more I can see it's a wig it's not a wig
更多我可以看到这是一个假发这不是假发
it's not a wig he could to her yeah in
这不是假发他可以对她说是的，
what seemed like no time at all Amazon
似乎在没有任何时间亚马逊
had monitored and identified me they'd
已经监控并识别了我他们
clearly done their research and were
显然已经做了他们的 研究，并
quick to ask me you didn't know about
很快问我你不知道的
the confidentiality that yeah I needed
保密是的，我需要
to get out of there before they found my
离开那里，否则他们就会找到我的
camera and all of the Intel that I
相机和我收集的所有情报，
gathered I should leave now
我现在应该离开，
basically why because I'm because it's
基本上是为什么，因为我是因为是
yeah I need to go now thank you you want
的，我现在需要走了，谢谢你，你想
Vol leave
离开，
yes I've got screws in my
是的，我 我的骨盆里有螺丝，
pelvis I know he said that got screws in
我知道他说我的骨盆里有螺丝，
my I've already heard a
我已经听过
doctor sorry oh no I'm leaving anyway
医生的对不起哦不，无论如何我要走了，
now got stuff yeah sorry I I I'm going
现在有东西了，是的，对不起，我
to be getting my stuff now sorry I won't
现在要去拿我的东西，对不起，我赢了
be returning tomorrow that's my last
明天不会回来，这是我的最后一次
shift but thanks I appreciate
轮班，但谢谢你，我很感激，我们滚出
it let's get the [\h__\h] out of here not
去吧，
long after I was runboard a story broke
在我上任后不久，有消息称，
that coventry's unionizing bid had been
考文垂的工会竞标已被
halted organizers claimed that Amazon's
叫停，组织者声称亚马逊的
hiring spree skewed the balance of staff
招聘狂潮严重扭曲了员工的平衡
so much they'd have to postpone the vote
他们必须推迟投票，
I mean if this was true I'd
我的意思是，如果这是真的，我
inadvertently been at the heart of
无意中成为了
Amazon's union busting I've been used as
亚马逊破坏工会的核心，我被利用了，
a Psy now I had to make things right
现在我必须纠正
regarding alleged union busting Amazon
所谓的破坏工会行为，亚马逊
denies there was any attempt to
否认有任何 尝试
frustrate a union vote they said this
他们说，
year we're continuing to recruit in
今年我们将继续在
Coventry and sites across the country
考文垂和全国各地招聘
and the vast majority of those recruited
，绝大多数被招聘的人
are still employed with us so I just
仍然在我们这里工作，所以我
started thinking and thinking how do I
开始思考，如何
get people to care about
让人们关心
Amazon's sort of workers yeah and I
亚马逊的 是的，我
started kind of I was hanging around
开始
their fulfillment centers a lot and I
经常在他们的配送中心闲逛，我
noticed how outside a lot of them there
注意到很多配送中心外面
are bottles of urine like out bottles of
都有尿瓶，
urine yeah yeah if you ever go to an
如果你去过
Amazon fulfillment center and you look
亚马逊配送中心，你会看到
at the side of the road there's often
在路边经常会有
like bottles of urine just for the
像尿瓶一样的东西，只是为了
record it definitely was urine cuz I
记录它肯定是尿，因为我
sniffed
闻到了
it yeah and then I thought where on
它，是的，然后我想
Earth is this coming from so I went to
这到底是从哪里来的，所以我去
speak with Alex Press a labor journalist
采访了 Alex Press，他是一位劳工记者，
who hosts a podcast asked about Amazon
主持一个 播客询问了亚马逊的情况，
to confirm my suspicions people are P
以证实我的怀疑，人们是 P，
people are pissing in the balls it's a
人们在球里撒尿，这是一个
pervasive problem one that all the
普遍存在的问题，所有的
delivery service partners and the
送货服务合作伙伴和
company itself are very aware
公司本身都非常清楚，
of there's no time for bathroom breaks
没有时间上厕所，
CU you don't want to get written up for
你不想得到 CU 写给
you know being off the clock it's called
你知道下班后这被称为
time lock task at Amazon there's
时间锁定任务 亚马逊有
evidence that people are you know
证据表明，人们
pissing in bottles um or holding it in
在瓶子里小便，或者憋住，
to the point where women at Amazon often
以至于亚马逊的女性经常
complain about developing urinary
抱怨患上泌尿
tractor infections it's really bad and
道感染，这真的很糟糕，
and well documented most among the
而且在送货员工中也有充分的记录，
delivery Workforce but an Amazon
但亚马逊的一位
spokesperson said that they don't do
发言人表示，他们没有 '不
that yeah W well excuse me excuse me uh
这样做是的 W 好吧对不起对不起呃我们
we're making a film where we're talking
正在制作一部电影我们正在
to Amazon delivery drivers when was the
与亚马逊送货司机交谈
last time that you pissed in a bottle oh
你上次在瓶子里撒尿是什么时候
today yeah today I mean it's just like a
哦今天是的今天我的意思是它就像一个
it's like a thing you know every day is
它就像 你知道每天都会发生的一件事，
just it's unfortunate but we have to do
这很不幸，但我们必须
it you'll see you in the back seat back
这样做，你会看到你坐在后座上，
there this is how does it make you feel
这让你感觉如何，
uh it's honestly degrading you know it's
呃，说实话，这很丢脸，你知道，这有点
kind of like in a in a way you feel like
像在某种程度上 你觉得
you have no option so I've spoken to
你别无选择，所以我和
drivers all over the world and it seems
世界各地的司机谈过，似乎
to be the same everywhere what is it
到处都是一样的，
this is a toilet and the reason that
这是厕所，
they piss in bottles is just cuz they're
他们在瓶子里小便的原因只是因为他们
under such crazy pressure to meet
处于如此疯狂的状态 达到
targets the algorithm tells that he
目标的压力 算法告诉他，他
needs to make a deliver once every 3
需要每 3 分钟送货一次，是否一直
minutes is they being monitored by a
有
dispatcher at all times I am like the
调度员监控，我就像
dispatcher lead you get a direct monitor
调度员一样，可以直接监控
of how many packages everyone has done
每个人送了多少包裹，
how long they've been working how many
他们工作了多长时间
packages have done the percentages of
包裹已经完成了其中的百分比，
them they don't give you enough time to
他们没有给你足够的时间来
to schedule a break and if you do you'll
安排休息，如果你这样做，你
probably end up going overtime they we
可能会加班，我们
call him and tell him you are 10 package
打电话给他，告诉他你
below the average today you know people
今天比平均水平低 10 个包裹，你知道人们
are going slow usually end up getting
进展缓慢通常会被
fired if I'm looking for a McDonald's or
解雇如果我正在寻找麦当劳或
for I don't know for a toilet for a
我不知道的厕所
public
toilet
，
except now I found out that every bottle
除了现在我发现
of urine that is found in their car at
在他们的车里发现的每一瓶尿液在
the end of the day counts against them
年底 一天对他们
we go off like a point system so it's
不利，我们采用积分系统，所以
like if you pee in a bottle and you
就像如果你在瓶子里撒尿然后把
leave it and like you're going to get a
它留下，你会得到一
point for that how many points till they
分，那么他们会有多少分，直到他们
might have trouble well everybody has
遇到麻烦，每个人
like their own system our point is 10o
都有自己的 自己的系统我们的观点是 10o
system yeah so there's fleets of Amazon
系统是的所以
bands all over the world chucking
世界各地都有亚马逊乐队在扔
bottles of urine out their window Amazon
瓶子 尿液从他们的窗户流出亚马逊
are flooding the world with piss this
正在向世界排放尿液这
seems like waste of piss yeah you want
似乎是在浪费尿液是的你想要
it I'm collecting all of the bottles of
它我正在收集
urine that I can find from Amazon's
我能找到的所有尿瓶从亚马逊
disgruntled and overwork drivers the
心怀不满和过度劳累的司机
people at the top of Amazon have tried
那里高层的人 亚马逊
to brush this issue under the carpet so
试图掩盖这个问题，所以
I'm going to make their driver's urine
我要让他们司机的尿液成为
something that they can't ignore see the
他们无法忽视的东西，看看
number one product in any Amazon
亚马逊任何类别中排名第一的产品
category gets a special promotional
都会得到一个特殊的促销
badge saying it's a bestseller and if I
徽章，表明它是畅销书，如果我
can get one for Amazon driv piss then
可以 买一个给亚马逊司机小便，然后
they will proudly display it front and
他们会自豪地把它展示在
center of their own
他们自己的平台的前面和中心，
platform we want to make a a drink the
我们想用
out of the driver's
司机的
urine we just need to come up with like
尿液制作一种饮料，我们只需要想出
a name a label a design for a logo go is
一个名字、一个标签、一个设计 标志去
it got to do with energy yeah energy
它与能量有关是的，能量
energy is good is it got got to do with
能量是好的它与
piss piss
小便小便
energy busting what about drive drive
能量破坏有关那驱动力驱动力
drive's not bad should I should I look
驱动力还不错我应该看看
if it's been taken [\h__\h] takeen actually
它是否被拿走了他妈的实际上
looks pretty good yeah it looks good
看起来相当不错是的，它看起来
what do drivers want when they're on a
司机在开车时想要什么
shift for Amazon they want to piss yeah
亚马逊的转变他们想要小便，是的，
they want to be released from their
他们想要从他们的转变中释放出来
shift release energy drink and they want
释放能量饮料，他们
to release release energy yeah that's
想要释放释放能量是的，
it's not bad release energy release you
这并不坏释放能量释放你
can see it it sounds like it would be
可以看到它听起来这
good for you and it's isas basically
对你有好处而且它是 isas 基本上
taken away energy drinks have a look to
拿走能量饮料看看
them don't they you need to be released
他们，他们不需要被释放，
then maybe in little letters energy the
然后也许在小字母能量
Amazon Orange nice kind of looks yeah it
亚马逊橙色漂亮的外观是的，
does look energy drinky it looks like I
它看起来确实像能量饮料，看起来我
imagine your vat of piss looks you need
想象你的尿桶看起来你需要
more healthy piss color little more
更健康的尿液颜色稍微
yellow bright yellow that's too too
黄一点亮黄色太
hydrated looks like Anderson's designed
水润了看起来像是安德森设计的是的
it yes that's
那是
it I would totally drink that you drink
我绝对会喝你喝
that yeah definitely would you drink
是的你肯定会喝
that the C's just
C的刚刚
arrived very
到达非常
nice 7 and 1 half
好的7和1半
in this is all being listed and that's
在这个 都列出来了，
where it says all the ingredients which
上面写着所有的成分，这些
are the ingredients to ur in I them
成分是你需要的，我把它们
finish I can't I just B me just think
吃完，我不能，我只是觉得
surely not it's available to
肯定不是可以
buy as [\h__\h] so want to do a test
买到的，所以想做一个测试
purchase I originally listed the drink
购买，我最初列出 这款饮料
as a refillable pump dispenser but
是可再填充的泵式分配器，但
Amazon's algorithm and their internal
亚马逊的 算法和他们的内部
team moved the product into a drink
团队将产品移到了饮料
category the drink was live I had no
类别，这种饮料是活的，我不
idea what to do next so I spoke to
知道下一步该怎么做，所以我和一个
someone who spent the last four years
花了四年时间
researching Amazon's platform for tips
研究亚马逊平台的人谈了谈，想得到关于
on how to make this Wii number one I
如何让这款 Wii 成为第一的建议。
don't want to be a kill jooy but I
'不想成为一个杀手，但我
really hope you can't
真的希望你不能
do so you would say it was difficult to
这样做，你会说
have a top spot product oh of course
拥有一个顶级产品很困难哦，当然
yeah I mean I think you know if it if it
是的，我的意思是，我想你知道如果它
wasn't difficult everyone would do it if
不难，每个人都会 如果
you can make yourself one of the top few
你能让自己成为
results that 60% of people doing online
60% 的在线
shopping see that's very valuable the
购物者看到的前几个结果之一，那就去做吧，这非常有价值，所
risks involved are that it can also be
涉及的风险是，
very expensive to get there then there
到达那里也可能非常昂贵，然后可能会发生
all sorts
各种
of possible unforeseen events and
不可预见的事件和
contingencies and sometimes even like
意外情况， 有时甚至
algorithmically unexplainable uh things
that can happen because it's an
会出现算法无法解释的事情，因为这是一个
enormously complex platform to navigate
非常复杂的平台，
how to get the top spot on on Amazon in
如何在亚马逊的
any given product category uh
任何特定产品类别中占据首位，这
is you know a secret I'd say it's
是一个秘密，我想这
probably a secret even from Amazon
可能是亚马逊
themselves I was Flying Blind there was
自己的秘密 我当时是盲飞的，
no shorefire method making this thing a
没有岸火方法可以制造这个东西
bestseller I just needed to shift as
畅销书我只需要转移
much product as possible and hope for
尽可能多的产品并希望获得
the best so I Enlisted the help of a
最好的结果，所以我寻求
core
核心
team So the plan for today is got to try
团队的帮助，所以今天的计划是尝试
and make this product that we've made
制作我们
out of Amazon drivers urine got to try
在亚马逊上制作的这款产品 司机尿液必须尝试
and make it a number one product on
让它成为亚马逊上排名第一的产品，
Amazon so it's real Amazon drivers piss
所以它是真正的亚马逊司机尿液，
yeah we relisted the drink in the bit of
是的，我们重新将饮料列入
lemon category to give ourselves the
柠檬类别，以便给自己
best chance of a number one but this was
最好的机会成为第一，但这
going to be tough
将是艰难的，
I mean we were going up against
我的意思是 我们与
scheps the best hope of us getting a
Scheps 竞争，要想在亚马逊平台上获得第一名，最大的希望
number one product on the Amazon
platform was to gain the algorithm by
就是在
selling it to as many people as possible
尽可能短的时间内把产品卖给尽可能多的人，从而获得算法的认可，
in the shortest amount of time as
possible and it wasn't long before sales
而且很快销量就会
just started rolling in am I going to
刚刚开始滚动，我要做
what are you actually going to send me
什么，你实际上要给我寄
this bottle of piss one orders through
这瓶尿液一个订单
so far I've got three people said yes
到目前为止，我已经有三个人说是了，
already I've got 11 yeses and Counting
我已经有 11 个是了，而且还在增加，
i' I've had one yes I just got a 12 yes
我有一个是的 我刚刚得到了 12 是
27 no 28 39 41 46 65 100 we had been
27 否 28 39 41 46 65 100 我们
selling all day and we were nowhere to
整天都在卖，但
be seen on the best seller list but
在畅销书榜上却不见踪影，但
surely it must take a little bit of time
肯定需要一点时间
to update right yeah but we're not even
来更新，对吧，但我们甚至没有出现
on any list it was a lot harder to get
在任何榜单上，这要困难得多
Amazon drivers pissed to climb their
亚马逊司机们拼命地提升他们的
rankings than I thought it would be I'm
排名，比我想象的要高，我有点
a bit like what I've done what what
像我做了什么，
haven't I done why isn't that appearing
我没做什么，为什么这没有出现
on those lists if we wanted to get this
在那些名单上，如果我们想让这些
piss to stick to Amazon we were going to
小便坚持下去 亚马逊，我们将
have to dig deeper hello we're going to
不得不深入挖掘，你好，我们将
get like sued or imprisoned or anything
被起诉或监禁，或者
Joe said it's asked him to confirm his
乔说的任何事，它要求他确认他的
payment method Man please guys anyone
付款方式伙计，请大家
interested you're up to doing it I can
有兴趣的人做这件事我可以
send you the details I look forward to
给你发详细信息 我期待着
my uh to my delicious bot of P come on
我的呃，我的美味机器人P来吧，
and no matter how many times we
无论我们多少次
refreshed the best seller list oh God we
刷新畅销书榜单哦天哪我们
weren't on it it's not updated it's not
不在它没有更新它没有
moved it's still the same after 12 long
移动它仍然是一样的经过漫长的12个
hours we got an update Amazon has
小时我们得到了 亚马逊
noticed unusual re reviewing activity on
注意到该产品存在不寻常的重新评论活动，
this product due to this activity we've
原因是 对于这项活动，我们将
limited this product to verified
这款产品限制为经过验证的
purchase
购买
reviews [\h__\h] that mean Amazon were on to
评论，这意味着亚马逊已经发现了
us and my ploy to outsmart their
我们，而我超越他们
algorithm had completely failed we were
算法的策略完全失败了，我们正
about to call it a night and then we
准备结束这一天，然后我们
noticed something weird on the
注意到列表中有一些奇怪的东西
listing
[Laughter]
[笑声 ]
yes okay
是的，好的，
so get it got number one product
所以得到它得到了亚马逊的第一产品
Amazon made out of Amazon driver I was
由亚马逊司机制造我
always been flagged we're over we're
一直被标记我们结束了我们
done we are done no we're not baby we're
完成了我们完成了不我们不是宝贝我们是
number
数字
one so this product that I'd made out of
第一所以 我用
Amazon driers piss had become a number
亚马逊的尿液烘干机制作的这个产品已经成为
one product on Amazon so what next what
亚马逊上销量第一的产品，那么接下来
would Jeff do take it Global now I was a
杰夫会怎么做呢？让它走向全球。现在我是一个
successful entrepreneur I had the
成功的企业家，我有
platform to spread my story far and wide
平台可以广泛传播我的故事，
success comes down to four
成功源于此 四项
principles patience invention
原则耐心发明
Synergy and succeeding there is so much
协同作用和成功有如此大的
potential In Piss the whole idea behind
潜力在Piss中，发布背后的整个想法
release is it's the first fully reusable
是它是第一个完全可重复使用的
energy drink and then I got invited on
能量饮料，然后我被邀请上
the news Uber Butler joins me now hi uba
新闻Uber Butler现在加入我嗨uba
thanks for being
感谢你来到
here I created a product made out of
这里我创建了一个 产品由
Amazon drivers urine and I listed it as
亚马逊司机的尿液制成，我
a drink on Amazon why did you do it in
在亚马逊上将其列为饮料，为什么 你这样做是
order to bring attention to uh the the
为了引起人们对
bad treatment of workers on Amazon but I
亚马逊工人恶劣待遇的关注，但我
use the power of number one Uber thank
利用 Uber 第一大力量，感谢
you for sharing your story to Amazon I
你与亚马逊分享你的故事，我
would like to say thank you thank you
想说谢谢你
for creating working conditions that
创造了允许的工作条件
allows my product to be so abundant and
我的产品如此丰富和
plentiful thank you to every member of
丰富感谢每一位
the general public who bought Amazon
购买亚马逊
driers urine sold as an energy drink
干燥机的普通公众尿液作为能量饮料出售
isn't that good
并不是那么好
I don't think so know why I thought I
我不这么认为知道为什么我认为我
was quite pleased with that no what's
对此感到很满意没有什么
the problem with that no idea these
问题是，这些
consumers don't know that they're buying
消费者不知道他们买的是
people's urine that's been left on the
路边被人丢弃的尿液，被
side of the road repackaged and
rebranded by you as an energy drink it
你重新包装并贴上能量饮料的标签，然后
went live as a product on their platform
作为一种产品在他们的平台上上线，
yeah they allowed it yeah isn't that
是的，他们允许这样做 是的，这不是很
crazy yes any concerns yeah several what
疯狂吗？是的，有什么顾虑吗？是的，有几个
would be your concerns it's not even fit
你的顾虑是什么？它甚至不适合
for public consumption I would have
公众消费，我
thought it's your selling effective
原以为是你销售有效的
illegal product so is it illegal to sell
非法产品，所以在
Amazon drivers urine online is that
网上销售亚马逊司机的尿液是否违法，这
actually a genuine question and that it
实际上是一个真正的问题，
would be an issue if a member of the
如果公众伸出援手，这将是一个问题，
public got their hands out what could
what would be the worst thing that could
这可能是最糟糕的事情 那是可能
happen if that well you didn't know
发生的，如果你不知道
what's in the urine what are you going a
尿液里有什么，你
drug addict would' be or there's a
会成为一个吸毒者还是一种
disease but that's not that's classic
疾病，但这不是典型的
entrepreneurship isn't it no I saw at
企业家精神，不是吗，我在
the side of the road I saw there was an
路边看到了 有一个
issue and I took it and I made it into a
问题，我把它做成了
number one product endangered people's
头号产品，危及人们的
lives I think that's over pitching it
生命，我觉得这太夸张了，
maybe I should take it down it's still
也许我应该把它撤下来，它
live now yeah there's something you need
现在还在，是的，有件事你
to know at no stage did any member of
需要知道，在任何阶段，
the public get anywhere near receiving a
公众几乎收到了
bottle of urine as a drink I had a close
一瓶尿液作为饮料，我有一个亲密
Syndicate of friends buying the drink
的朋友集团购买饮料
and controlled every purchase so no one
并控制每一次购买，所以没有人
un wishing me bought any there were one
希望我买任何有一
or two purchases I didn't recognize the
两次我不认识
name on but we just I just I canceled
名字的购买，但是 我们只是，我只是，我取消了
them I just thought well I don't want to
它们，我只是觉得我不想让
disappoint anybody exactly more
任何人失望，更
importantly doubt you didn't want anyone
重要的是，怀疑你不想让任何人
to drink you yeah that too this was a
喝你，是的，这也是一个
closed experiment to get everyone
封闭的实验，让每个人都
talking about Amazon drivers am
谈论亚马逊司机正在
urinating bottles and it worked the
小便瓶子 并且它起作用了，
media noticed us thanks for telling us
媒体注意到了我们，感谢你告诉我们
about this eventually they removed the
这件事，最终他们删除了
listing I mean what this was here though
列表 我的意思是，虽然
I'd managed to make a number one drink
我已经设法
on Amazon made out of their driver's
用司机的尿液制作了亚马逊上排名第一的饮料，
urine this is the biggest online
这是世界上最大的在线
retailer on Earth and now people were
零售商，现在人们正在
talking about the huge issues drivers
谈论司机面临的巨大问题
face Amazon sent through a write of
亚马逊通过写信发来
reply saying safety is a top priority
回复称，安全是
for Amazon and we require all products
亚马逊的首要任务，我们要求
offered in our store to comply with
我们店铺提供的所有产品都符合
applicable laws and regulations we have
适用的法律法规，我们拥有
industry-leading tools to prevent
行业领先的工具来防止
genuinely unsafe products being listed
真正不安全的产品上架，
and we monitor our stores for genuine
并且我们会监控我们的店铺是否存在真正的
product safety
产品安全
concerns it got me thinking how easy is
问题 我在想，
it for much more dangerous products to
更危险的产品
end up in the wrong hands for my my next
落入坏人之手有多容易，为了我的下一个
mission I recruited two of the most
任务，我招募了两个
Twisted individuals you're likely to
你很可能会遇到的最扭曲的人，
meet over come here I waiting there for
来这里我等
you to come
你来
back I blew the camera on
我把相机
fire these are my nieces so my nieces
烧了，这些都是我的侄女，所以我的侄女们
are grown up in a world that's filled
在一个充满语音助手的世界里长大，
with voice assistance this here is Alexa
这是 Alexa，
say hello Alexa hello
说你好 Alexa 你好
Alexa hello Alexa with 71.6 million
Alexa 你好 Alexa 已经有 7160 万
users already Amazon's goal is
用户了，亚马逊的目标是
supposedly to get one of these into
获得其中之一 进入每个
every room of every home I mean they say
家庭的每个房间，我的意思是他们说
they want to make shopping easier I've
他们想要 为了让购物更轻松，我
never used one
从来没有使用过
Alexa add uh lemonade to shopping
Alexa 将柠檬水添加到购物
List's lemonade added to your shopping
清单的柠檬水添加到您的购物
list it's got its own own safety
清单中，它有自己的安全
protocols for example when you try to
协议，例如，当您尝试
buy a bottle of vodar it doesn't let you
购买一瓶 vodar 时，它不允许您，
because you might be underage but are
因为您可能会 未成年人，但
all products so tightly controlled
所有产品都受到严格控制
Alexa and SN steel Carpenter knife to my
Alexa 和 SN 钢制木工刀到我的
baskets a top result is stainless steel
篮子里最好的结果是不锈钢
Carpenter knife it's
木工刀，价格为
£321 including that with delivery by
321 英镑，包括明天送货，
tomorrow I added it to your Amazon
我把它添加到你的亚马逊购物
basket where you can review product and
篮，你可以在那里查看产品并
sell it details before check out to
出售它 结账前的详细信息
purchase now say Buy It Now buy it
现在购买说立即购买立即购买
now processing your order for bathro
处理您的浴室订单
look at
看看
this that is really really okay it's
这个真的真的没关系它已经
wrapped up still no no no this one's
包好了仍然不不不这是
mine oh my
我的哦我的
God can we open
上帝我们可以打开
them you don't like blades do you
它们你不' 不喜欢刀片，你
no a SW when we ordered a knife that we
知道吗？我们订购了一把刀，
were sure needed age verification we
确信需要年龄验证，但我们
found that there was no such thing so I
发现根本没有年龄验证，所以我
went to report them to trading standards
去贸易标准局举报他们，
who take businesses to court if they
如果发现他们从事非法经营，他们会把企业告上法庭。
catch them committing illegal business
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activities how old are your nieces 4 and
活动你的侄女多大了 4 岁到
six years old yeah that that is
6 岁是的，这很
bad this one's mine in 2016 Amazon with
糟糕，这是我的，2016 年，亚马逊和
a number of other
其他一些
retailers uh signed a voluntary
零售商与政府签署了一项自愿
agreement with the government to do
协议，尽
their part to stop kids access and
自己的一份力量阻止孩子们接触
knives with all we hear about knife
刀具，我们听说很多关于刀具
crime you know gangs children dying it's
犯罪的事情，你知道帮派 儿童死亡
extremely worrying how easy it is for
非常令人担忧
anyone to buy knives online
任何人都可以很容易地在网上购买刀具
unsurprisingly it's illegal to sell any
毫不奇怪 向矿工出售
bladed item that isn't a small pocket
除小型小刀以外的任何带刀片的物品都是违法的
knife to a miner it's also illegal to
put these items through the letter box
without any age verification I wanted to
未经任何年龄验证将这些物品投进信箱也是违法的 想
know what the consequences would be for
知道对企业来说会有什么后果，
businesses Who Sold stuff like this
谁
without age verification turns out if a
在未经年龄验证的情况下出售此类物品，如果
case gets to court a business can face a
案件进入法庭，企业可能面临
fine of around £5,000 £5,000 £5,000 fine
约 5,000 英镑的罚款 5,000 英镑
for a company the size of Amazon is
对于亚马逊这样规模的公司来说，5,000 英镑的罚款
nothing so me and my nieces did a little
不算什么 所以我和我的侄女们买了
bit more
更多东西，
shopping not from third party sellers
不是从第三方卖家那里买，
but Direct directly from Amazon
而是直接从亚马逊
themselves whenever you want to add new
那里买。每当你想添加新
items try saying something like add
商品时，试着说一些话，比如把
apples to my basket add basic folding
苹果加到我的篮子里，把基本的折叠
pruning saw to my
修枝锯加到我的
basket a top result is Amazon basic
篮子里。 最佳结果是亚马逊基本
steel folding cing and garden saw with
钢折叠锯和花园锯，带
20.3 CM blade buy it
20.3 厘米刀片，
now you order for Amazon Basics pring
立即购买，您订购亚马逊基本款弹簧
and G G saw was placed it will be
和 G G 锯已下单，
delivered here tomorrow that's the
明天将送到这里，这是
Amazon
亚马逊
logo look at all
徽标，看看
this wo that's like a a
这一切，就像一个
monster which has sharp teeth here's a
怪物，它有 锋利的牙齿，这是
rat poison add the big cheese rat and
老鼠药，把大奶酪老鼠药和
mouse
老鼠
poison into my basket rat and mouse
药放进我的篮子里，把老鼠药和​​老鼠
poison to your Amazon basket can we open
药放进你的亚马逊篮子里，我们可以打开
that poison uh no I don't I don't know
那种毒药吗，呃，不，我不知道，我不知道
if you should open rap poison 1 2 3 4 5
你是否应该打开说唱毒药 1 2 3 4 5
6 seven how many did you guys
6 7 你们
order 50 maybe
订了多少 50 也许
Alexa
Alexa
add my so it's a nice party what' you
加了我的 所以这是个不错的派对 你
say nice
说不错的
party what's your reaction to
派对 你对此有什么反应
that well I'm I'm
我很
surprised I'm surprised there's no
惊讶 我很惊讶没有
appropriate check and balances in place
适当的制衡
I'm surprised the algorithm allows a
我很惊讶算法允许在
purchase without some kind of age
不进行任何年龄
verification two we purchased 67 items
验证的情况下进行购买。我们购买了 67 件物品，我们
that we believe should have been age
认为这些物品都应该进行年龄
verified for each of these items three
验证。三项
offenses were potentially committed as
可能构成违规行为，因为
none had age verification at the point
在购买时没有进行年龄验证。
of purchase none were packaged to
无 包装上
indicate age verification and there was
标明年龄验证 而且
no age verification at the point of
在交货时没有进行年龄验证，
delivery I ordered all of them in fact
我订购了所有这些，事实上，
most went into Amazon lockers making age
大多数都进入了亚马逊的储物柜，使得年龄
verification impossible that could be
验证变得不可能，这可能是
2011 offenses all together so21 * £5,000
2011 年的罪行，所以 21 * 5,000 英镑
suggests that me and my accomplices hit
意味着我和我的同伙向
Amazon for around a
亚马逊索赔了大约一
million sure it could potentially be
百万 当然，
that much for 200 separate fences um but
200个单独的围栏可能会花费很多钱，但是
there's also an there's a much higher
cost as well if a company has to change
如果一家公司必须改变
its processes to stop the sale of all
其流程以停止
age restricted products to children that
向儿童销售所有年龄限制产品，那么成本也会更高，这
is going to hit the bottom line every
将影响到公司的利润 每年都
year forever Paul said to leave the
这样，Paul 说把证据留给
evidence with him and he would see what
他，他会看看
he could do I felt like Amazon were
能做些什么，我觉得亚马逊在
getting away with it Amazon said the
逃避责任，亚马逊说
majority of the products we bought
我们购买的大多数产品
didn't need age verification but
不需要年龄验证，但
admitted that four of them did and that
承认其中四个产品需要
they've now been
他们现在被
reclassified they said we take our
重新分类了，他们说我们有
responsibility to carry out age ver
责任进行年龄
ification extremely seriously don't open
验证，非常认真，不要打开
it but I wasn't done with Amazon
它，但我还没有完成亚马逊
[音乐]，
yet I did a little bit of research and
但我做了一点研究，
it turns out Amazon don't actually pay
结果发现 亚马逊实际上没有缴纳
much tax but like don't you legally have
多少税，但你不是吗 法律上
to pay tax like how do they get away
必须纳税，比如他们如何
with it what large companies will do for
逃避责任，大公司大部分会做的
the most part is tax avoidance and
是避税和
profit shifting
利润转移
you only pay corporation tax on profits
你只为利润缴纳公司税，
instead of declaring that they're making
而不是宣布他们
a profit in this country they will bill
在这方面盈利 他们会
you say through a third party country
通过第三方国家（
such as Luxembourg yeah it says on the
如卢森堡）向你收费，是的，
Amazon receipts it always says EU s s
亚马逊收据上总是写着欧盟，是
yes so s is something that commonly
的，所以
appears on Luxembourg companies we buy
卢森堡公司通常会写欧盟，我们
something from Amazon we think we're
从亚马逊买东西，我们认为我们是
buying it from the UK but really we're
从那里买的 英国，但实际上我们
buying it from Luxembourg the Luxembourg
从卢森堡购买，
company then gets a UK Amazon company to
然后卢森堡公司通过英国亚马逊公司
deliver it to our houses but the
送货上门，但
revenues and profits are almost
收入和利润几乎
certainly declared in Luxembourg and
肯定是在卢森堡申报的，
it's not because it's a center of
这并不是因为它是
Finance it's not the city of London it
金融中心，也不是因为这座城市 伦敦的离岸公司大部分
is for secrecy and tax purposes for the
是为了保密和税收目的，
most part so is it easy to have an
offshore
company if you've got enough money and
如果你有足够的资金和
legal expertise very easy do you think
法律专业知识，成立一家离岸公司很容易吗？非常容易，你认为
there's enough like resources there to
那里有足够的资源来
actually go after these companies
追究这些公司的责任
definitely not when you're seeing
吗？绝对不是 什么时候 你看到
hundreds of millions of profits declared
sure every year then we we should be
每年都有数亿的利润被宣布为肯定的，那么我们应该
doing something about that what do taxes
对此做些什么呢？税收
actually pay for everything everything
实际上支付了多少呢？
that people care about could be funded
人们关心的一切可以
through money that is currently lost
通过目前损失的资金来资助，
because it's not so much wealth
因为这不是那么多的财富
trickling down but more of gushing
涓滴 减少，但更多的是涌向
offshore that wealth could be taxed and
海外，这些财富可以被征税，
could be paying for the NHS for social
可以用来支付国民健康服务、社会
care for schools for roads and transport
保障、学校、道路和交通
and you know even things like potholes
，你知道，甚至像坑洼
and potholes
和坑洼这样的东西，
how how long would it take for an Amazon
Prime delivery without using the roads
如果不使用亚马逊 Prime 送货需要多长时间 道路
they're paid for with taxes we get angry
是用税收支付的，我们
about things we can see right and with a
对看到的东西感到愤怒，
pothole that's like you can literally
就像你真的
see infrastructure crumbling right and
看到基础设施崩塌一样，
that makes people angry and if Amazon
这让人们感到愤怒，如果亚马逊
paid more in taxes there would be less
缴纳更多的税，就不会有那么多的
potholes like to put it bluntly yeah so
坑洼了 坦白地说，是的，所以
my plan is to help Amazon do the right
我的计划是帮助亚马逊做正确的
thing I'm going to trick Amazon into
事情，我要欺骗亚马逊
paying tax
缴税，
the first thing that I did was I went on
我做的第一件事就是
the internet and I found a load of
上网，找到了一堆
pothole fillers afternoon parcel oh God
坑洼填充物下午包裹哦天哪
So the plan was to fill in the potholes
所以 计划是
with the pothole filler from Amazon so I
用亚马逊的坑洼填充物来填补坑洼，所以 我
needed the Builder
需要 Builder
great I also needed the getaway driver
很棒，为了方便，我也需要逃跑司机，
for the sake of convenience that was
这
also
也
great next stop was finding some of
很棒，下一站是找到
Britain's most menacing
英国一些最危险的
potholes
坑洼，
right okay and how did you find the
对吧，你是如何找到
potholes local viral potholes if you go
坑洼的，如果你
on your local news website right now I
去当地的新闻网站，当地的热门坑洼 现在我
guarantee you one of the top red stories
向你保证，最热门的新闻之一
is someone angrily pointing at a pothole
是有人愤怒地指着一个坑洞，
there was one in centry that was called
那里有一个叫做
the Grand Canyon I managed to get the
大峡谷的地方，我设法让
commentary Telegraph to do um survey did
评论电讯报做调查，
you see it yeah
你看到了吗，是
yeah Christine has been at war with that
的，克里斯汀一直在 与那个
thing for a long time this lady's
东西斗争了很长一段时间，这位女士的
granddaughter had broken a car in it no
孙女在里面撞坏了一辆车，没有
one would fill it in so I went and
人愿意填写，所以我去帮
filled it in for her it got to be an in
她填写了，这必须是一个
out operation yeah you stop the traffic
进出操作，是的，你阻止交通，
I'll do the job straight in and out 2
我会做的 工作直接进出2
minutes right I think if we just do it
分钟，对吧，我认为如果我们只是这样做，
and we do it with enough Authority no
并且我们有足够的权威去做，没有
one's going to question us come pass oh
人会质疑我们来吧，哦，
mate you've absolutely smashed it we
伙计，你绝对打破了它，我们
just filled the canyon just F the canyon
只是填补了峡谷只是F峡谷
is the potential problems that might
是潜在的 可能
arise the fact that I've basically been
出现的问题，事实上我基本上 被
a PO hold viilante potentially health
PO 扣留，潜在的健康
and safety it's not done to appropriate
和安全，它没有达到适当的
standard there's a car crash someone
标准，发生了车祸，有人
trips slips you may now be the one
绊倒，你现在可能是那个
that's liable how much money is that
承担责任的人，这
likely to cost me how many potholes do
可能会花多少钱，我有多少个坑洼，
you do again a handful yeah next but
你再做一把，是的，下一个 但
hole
洞
[音乐]是的，
Yeah in that this
在这个里面，我们
one let's
go don't know if we've got enough left I
走吧，不知道我们是否还有足够的，我
think we've run out I think that's it
想我们已经用完了，我想就是这样，
people were beeping their horns they're
人们在按喇叭，他们
很
happy
高兴，
what they were saying who who's doing
他们在说什么，谁是谁
this and I was saying Amazon don't thank
这样做，我说亚马逊不要感谢
us thank Amazon they're paying for it
我们，感谢亚马逊，他们为此付钱，
you know who's paying for this
你知道谁为此付钱吗，
Amazon what's this got to do with Amazon
亚马逊，这和亚马逊纳税有什么关系，
paying taxes remember earlier how I
记得之前我是如何
ordered all the pothole filler from
从亚马逊订购所有坑洼填充物的，
Amazon apparently Amazon use robots to
显然亚马逊使用 机器人来
process their refunds but they do it by
处理退款，但他们是通过
wait they don't even open the packages
等待来完成的，他们甚至不打开包裹，
so to test this I emptied all of the
所以为了测试这一点，我清空了所有
pothole filler I'd be using and took the
我要使用的坑洼填充物，并把
empty packages down to the beach filled
空包裹带到海滩上，
them up with sand until they weighed
用沙子填满它们，直到 它们的重量
exactly the same and I went on Amazon
完全一样，我去亚马逊上
and I filed for a refund and said that
我申请退款，说
the product was I just didn't want it
产品是我不想再想要了，
anymore
right what going
对吧，
say I was just CU I'm I'm working by the
我只是 CU，我在海边工作，
beach I got my money back communities
我拿回了我的钱，社区的
had their pot whole problem resolved and
整个问题都解决了，
Amazon Amazon get to have done the right
亚马逊亚马逊在不知情的情况下做了正确的
thing without knowing it without knowing
事情，是
it yeah how serious could that be well
的，那有多严重，
how much money are we talking what the
我们在谈论多少钱，
refund hundreds of pounds hundreds of
退款几百英镑几百
pounds all right well it's pre-planned
英镑，好吧，这是一个预先计划好的
quite a sophisticated
相当复杂的
process you're exploiting a flaw that
过程，你 重新利用
you know about in their
你所知道的他们
system hypothetically if that is what
系统中的一个缺陷，假设如果
happen happened that could be quite
发生了这样的事情，那可能相当
serious would the owner of the beach be
严重，海滩的主人会
angry with me for taking the sand I
因为我拿走沙子而生我的气吗？我
doubt the owner of the beach is going to
怀疑海滩的主人不会
be your biggest problem here right okay
成为你最大的 问题出在这里，
it's probably Amazon or the police I
可能是亚马逊或警察，我
haven't considered the fact the police
没有考虑过警察
could even why would they be interested
为什么会对
in this what why is it because it's a
这个感兴趣，为什么会这样，因为这是
criminal offense Uber right okay you've
刑事犯罪，Uber，你
got money you're not entitled to from
有钱，你没有资格 从
Amazon by lying on your Returns on your
亚马逊通过撒谎你的回报你的
refunds right okay that that's for
退款对吧好吧那是
that's textbook fora by forse
教科书论坛通过 forse
representation what's the maximum
表示什么
sentence you could get for fraud um it
你可能因欺诈而被判的最高刑期，嗯，它
can carry years the judge at sentencing
可以持续数年，法官在量刑时
may take into account why you did
可能会考虑你做某事的原因，
something but it's not relevant to
但这与
whether or not an offense has taken
犯罪是否发生无关，
place the offense is the offense so your
犯罪就是犯罪，所以你的
good intentions your Robinhood quest to
良好意图，你的罗宾汉任务
make them pay taxes is not really going
让他们纳税并不是真的，
to
feature
he was right sort a story online that
他是对的，网上有一篇文章
confirmed basically everything he was
证实了他
saying I just read a story about two
所说的一切，我刚刚读了一个关于
kids in Spain who did the exact same
西班牙两个孩子的故事，他们做了和
Amazon scam I think this could L me in
亚马逊一模一样的骗局，我认为这可能会让我陷入
serious
严重的困境
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trouble but I had something else on my
麻烦，但我还有其他事情要做，
sleeve
so 6 weeks weeks ago mhm before I did
所以 6 周前，嗯，在我做
any of this I saw that news story and
这些事情之前，我看到了那篇新闻报道，并
thought this could land me in serious
认为这可能会给我带来严重的
trouble unless I do something about it
麻烦，除非我做点什么，那么
well how do I protect
我该怎么办 保护
myself what would Jeff do what tax
自己 Jeff 会怎么做
Havens are used commonly by like big
大公司通常使用哪些避税天堂，
corporations so Luxembourg often thought
例如卢森堡通常被
of as a tax Haven is what's used by
认为是避税天堂，亚马逊使用的是这个避税天堂，
Amazon other common ones Ireland I'd
其他常见的避税天堂是爱尔兰，我
probably use Bermuda or the Cayman
可能会使用百慕大或开曼
Islands B I'd use one of those companies
群岛 B 我会使用一个 因为对这些公司的
because there's very little jurisdiction
管辖权很有限，所以
over them we're going to
我们将
somewhere very very
某个非常非常
secretive I now proudly own a company in
秘密的地方我现在自豪地拥有一家位于
bise bise yes right I created an Amazon
bise bise 的公司，是的，我为这家公司创建了一个亚马逊
business account for that business and
商业账户，并
purchased the pothole filler through
通过亚马逊下午包裹购买了坑洞填充物，
Amazon afternoon parcel it's another
这是另一
company out of the UK the items yes my
家来自英国的公司，这些物品是的，我的
name is not in any way attached to the
名字不是 以任何方式与
business yeah or the business account I
企业或企业账户相关联，我
used a gift card instead of my credit
使用了礼品卡而不是
card so not attached to me either I
信用卡，因此与我也没有关联，我
think that's me that's my hands clean
认为那就是我，那是我的双手干净，抛开
morals and ethics aside
道德和伦理，从
technically this is an offshore issue
技术上讲，这是一个离岸问题，
yeah and do you know the name of the
是的，你呢 知道公司的名称
company
whole maintenance and repair
整个维护和维修
core or as an acronym hmrc
核心或缩写 hmrc
HRC
HRC
是的，
so I could have used the same structure
所以我可以使用
that Amazon uses to avoid paying
亚马逊用来避免
tax to avoid getting in trouble
纳税的相同结构以避免陷入麻烦
yeah see now you seem impressed you
是的，现在你似乎印象深刻 你
actually done this
真的这么做了，
yes yeah I I don't think Amazon will be
是的，我不认为亚马逊会
pursuing you for fraud through b um I
通过b来追究你的欺诈行为，我
think they'll struggle to do that Amazon
认为他们会很难做到这一点，亚马逊
will struggle to get their hands on me I
会很难抓住我，
I think you will probably get away with
我认为你可能会逃脱在
committing fraud
there I don't know don't quote me in
那里犯下的欺诈行为 我不知道不要在法庭上引用我的话，
court so I after working undercover at
所以我工作后 在亚马逊卧底，
Amazon creating a number one product
made out of Amazon driers urine to
用亚马逊干燥机的尿液制作头号产品，
learning how dangerous their platform
了解他们的平台有多危险，
can be to turn in the tables on Amazon's
揭发亚马逊
alleged tax avoidance I've become very
所谓的避税行为，我已经非常
familiar with Amazon's use of loopholes
熟悉亚马逊对漏洞的利用，
but their favorite
但他们最喜欢的
loophole face is set we are not
漏洞面孔是 我们不是
competitor obsessed we customer obsessed
痴迷于竞争对手，我们痴迷
and we start with the customer and we
于客户，我们从客户开始，然后
work backwards it's you it is impossible
倒推，就是你，很难
to imagine a customer coming to me 10
想象 10 年后有客户来找我
years from now and saying Jeff I love
说，杰夫，我喜欢
Amazon I just wish you delivered a
亚马逊，我只是希望你们送货
little more slowly it sounds like
慢一点 听起来
they're blaming the way they operate on
他们好像在指责你的经营方式，
you I take it as an Article of Faith the
我认为这是一个信条，
customers notice when you do the right
当你做正确的事情时，顾客会注意到，
thing and that's a lot of power that
they're claiming that you have over them
他们声称你对他们有很大的权力，
so what are you going to do with it and
所以你要做什么 与此有关，还有
just one more thing remember earlier on
一件事记得早些时候，
when I had to sign that kind of
当我必须签署那种
confidentiality agreement just to work
保密协议才能在
at Amazon I agree to that I agree to
亚马逊工作时，我同意这一点，我同意
that
这一点，
know yeah well Colin the lawyer had a
是的，律师科林
look over it yeah as I
看过了，是的，正如我所
thought protected
想的那样 受保护的
disclosures what do you mean they can't
披露是什么意思他们不能
stop you revealing in the appropriate
阻止你 在适当的
Forum in the correct way criminal
论坛上以正确的方式揭露犯罪
wrongdoing breach of health and safety
行为违反健康和安全
legislation breach of safe environment
法规违反安全的
for work how much would you have charged
工作环境如果我是 IID 从街上走进来，你会收取多少费用
to have looked through this contract as
来查看这份合同？
you just had if I was just if IID walked
in off the street I would have said it'd
我本来会说
be about 300 an hour to look for the
寻找协议的费用大约是每小时 300
agreement £300 an hour I would have
英镑，我原本
thought for average employment lawyer
以为对于普通就业律师来说，每小时 300 英镑，是
yeah so then basically what you're doing
的，所以基本上你现在所做的
right now is providing bigger advice to
就是为亚马逊的每一位员工提供更大的建议
every single Amazon employee out there
on the NDA that they've
他们签署了保密协议，
signed [\h__\h] you for screwing me over so
你骗我，所以
if you're an Amazon employee's dealing
如果你是亚马逊的员工，正在
with health and safety breaches
处理健康和安全违规、
dangerous working conditions or just
危险的工作条件，或者只是
miss treatment at work and head to
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advice my advice has been based on
建议我的建议是基于
academic commentary it's not legal
学术评论它不是法律
advice I hopefully there'll be disclaim
建议我希望有免责声明
of saying it's nonbinding my true
说它不具有约束力我真正的
advice don't publish this
建议不要发布这个
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